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Saturday, February 25, 2017

A Hollywood Tale

A Hollywood Tale



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OK. OK.  I am very late to the party, I know.  News came out early last week about Lena Dunham’s new house – and I know every other blogger has already written about it.   I try to get my stories out fast, in a timely manner (before my competition!) but I always seem to get bogged down in the details and the research.  And wow – so many details and so much research went into this once tiny tale.

Even if you already read about Lena’s new house – give this a read.  I’ve added a lot of information that I hope will hold your interest.  Grab a cup of coffee first though – it’s long and involved!


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It was announced last week that Lena Dunham – love her or hate her, she’s the creator of the smash HBO show “Girls” – had bought a charming cottage in L.A. - despite being the consummate New Yorker. 


 “Charming” is putting it mildly.  It’s hard to imagine that Lena would even look twice at this small, two bedroom house located in the darling Hollywood neighborhood, Spaulding Square, where many of the 1920s built bungalows still sit behind white picket fences.  Lena Dunham and white picket fences?   Seems too bizarre to be true.   I would think the native New Yorker would choose a modern loft or a highrise.


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Even the fact that Lena is buying property in Los Angeles is a surprise.  Since Girls Executive Producer Judd Apatow lives in Los Angeles, Lena visits the west coast a few weeks each fall.    In her recent Vogue cover story, she said of Tinsel Town:


“I like Los Angeles, but more than two weeks and I start to get a very sad feeling.   You eat well there, and you take hikes, and my dog loves it, but ultimately it’s not the right place for me.   I went early on to a party at a really famous person’s house. They had a private chef there making pizza, and I remember the dog was wearing a bow tie. Every time I looked around, it would be like, Is that someone I know from camp? No, that’s Ashton Kutcher. It was such a weird scene. I remember thinking, I don’t feel at home here, and no matter how long this is my job, I will never feel at home here. And if I do start to feel at home here someone should really worry about me.”


Well, just a few months later she ate her own words when she paid almost $3 million for the 2,500 sq. ft. cottage in Los Angeles.  So should we really worry about her?  Nah.

Hitting the rewind button - with Girls such a huge success, Lena has been busy buying real estate with her new found riches:


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  A month before her smash HBO series Girls even debuted – Lena bought an 800 sq. ft co-op in this beautiful pre-war building, with a dignified doorman,  for a very reasonable $500k.  It was located on a “charming tree-lined street”  in Brooklyn Heights – close to where she grew up.   Perhaps its her attraction to  tree lined streets which drew Lena to her new Los Angeles leafy Spaulding Square neighborhood?  Still, look at that courtyard, with the vase topped columns at the front gate, in the photo above.



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There were never any photoshoots of Lena’s first foray into grown up real estate.  But, after moving out when she moved on up this year – she subleased her coop to her boyfriend’s sister – the fashion designer Rachel Antonoff .  Since Rachel is such a hip trendmaker,  the New York Times, of all people, did a pictorial story of the apartment.  It is so darling for a young fashionista – and it has some great design ideas for the younger set:




Here is the foyer/dining room in Lena’s first Brooklyn Heights apartment, now leased to her soon to be sister in law – Rachel Antonoff, pictured here.  This is so darling and so perfect for the artsy Rachel.  I love the velvet tufted ottoman (which she wants to recover soon) and the gold Mylar wallpaper that Lena installed herself.  Rachel replaced the chandelier that Lena used with this more contemporary fixture.  Notice the ballerina prints on the wall.   Rachel says the building is so welcoming and dreamy, it reminds her of a Hugh Grant movie.   The kitchen is at the right – where an neon signs burns purple.


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Lena did post a few pictures of her first apartment on her Instagram – here is Rachel’s brother in the kitchen – you can see the trendy Smeg refrigerator at the right!  The ceiling above the Mylar wallpaper is hot pink – and instead of the more modern light fixture Rachel has now – Lena’s was a Mardi Gras crystal version.


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This is a photo from an identical apartment in the same building – it shows the sunken living room – and the gated dining room, with the nearby kitchen.  At 800 sq. ft. – it is large for a one bedroom in New York.  I like the railing painted black like Lena’s much better.

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The living room has a white tufted sectional – and a pink Princess telephone.  The walls are painted Farrow and Ball Teresa’s Green – Rachel’s favorite color.  The painting above – is an original by a young Rachel, seen below:


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So cute!  She must have submitted the art work for a contest.  Wonder if she won an award?




The pink Princess phone was an Amazon find – it works, sort of.  How many of you had a phone just like that?  But this one has a fake rotary dial – you can see it’s really push buttons.


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Lena’s mother designed and made the ballet rug for the living room.  Lena’s father is a famous painter, mostly of contemporary nudes.


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Lena installed the sticker “wallpaper” from Flat Vernacular.   The photograph is of artist Daniel Silbert’s grandmother.  Hmmm.


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The neon sign with her name on it came from a  restaurant she visited – her parents, Lena, and her brother all bought it for a house warming gift.  But me?  All I can see is that fabulous Smeg refrigerator.  I wish it were pink, but it looks silver!!!  Notice the vintage apron hanging like art work.btw – nothing is cuter for a young girl’s kitchen than a pink Smeg.image 

But, if you can’t splurge on the big appliance – try the pink coffee maker, mixer or the toaster for a little vintage retro appeal. HERE.


Late last year after her first apartment was turned over to Rachel, Lena moved a few streets over to 30 Henry Street, also in Brooklyn Heights.  The move reflects how much her life has changed from three years ago when Girls first came out.  She paid almost $5 million for this apartment and the gossip sites were buzzing about her moving on up.   Every apartment she even looked at was reported on – great PR for the ones not chosen, of course.   The building she did choose is brand new with just five apartments on five floors – each has its own elevator. 





Artist’s rendering of the new faux renovated factory type building.


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And how it looks finished – do you think it looks like a renovated warehouse/factory? 


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Here’s a computerized version of the open concept penthouse.  Love the balcony railings.   Very nice and open.  Lena is on a neighborhood committee Save The View Now that is trying to save their views of Brooklyn Bridge that are being threatened by a highrise.


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The view from the other direction.


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Love the white marble.


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The bathroom – it should be nice for the price.

The new apartment is quite a step up from the small one bedroom Lena bought just a few years before, but that’s what a hit show on HBO and a best selling autobiography will do for your bank account.

Which brings us now to Lena’s new Los Angeles house, located in the charming Spaulding Square.
A few months after closing on her new $5 million Brooklyn Heights apartment, the gossip blogs starting writing about Lena buying a house in Los Angles.  Coming so soon after her blistering attack against ever living in L.A. – the news was a surprise.  Many actors who live in NYC, just rent bungalows at the Hollywood hotel Chateau Marmont when they come into town for business.  Maybe Lena wanted more privacy than the paparazzi free zone hotel.

Her choice of neighborhoods for her new L.A. house was also surprising.  Her newest purchase is located in Spaulding Square, a historically preserved zone as decreed by the city of L.A.  The Square’s eight blocks are just south of the uber trendy Chateau Marmont and Sunset Boulevard.


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The red A marks Spaulding Square – where Lena’s new house is located.  Just south of Sunset Boulevard and east of Beverly Hills.



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The neighborhood, developed by an architect in 1916 – covers just 8 blocks.


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In 1901, the neighborhood was farmland.


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When first built in 1916, Spaulding Square looked like this – with its newly planted eucalyptus trees and the Hollywood Hills in the background.



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Today, the houses are barely visible through the foliage.  Many of the original two eucalyptus trees located in each front easement still stand today.



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An original Spaulding Square cottage sits behind picket fences.  I don’t know what the homeowner rules are about remodeling and rebuilding.  I would expect the clauses are quite restrictive, as you can see by how well preserved the original houses all are.



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A drive through Spaulding Square shows the charming original bungalows.  Young and up-and-coming industry employees, including Lucille Ball, were early residents – choosing to live here before they could afford nearby, pricier Beverly Hills.



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Hidden behind tall hedges, this house has a fountain in the front yard.


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Another original house built before 1920, still standing in perfect condition.


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So Californian.  Love the front gate.  You rarely see that charming detail today.


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Friday, February 17, 2017

A beautiful Tale of the disgusting “Sigaan” and the perils of the wonderful Winter Season

A beautiful Tale of the disgusting “Sigaan” and the perils of the wonderful Winter Season


Chilling winds, low temperatures are on full swing in our beloved hills, nobody is spared in its wake, the first casualty are red cracked cheeks (phuteko-gala) accompanied by the usual running nose (sigaan), flowing like a cascading waterfall from the nostrils.
Oye! Biswas “sigaan puch” shouts mother, busy playing Biswas simply uses his sweater’s sleeves (baula) to wipe it off and if some elder has to do it for him, they simply use the inside part (ulta parera)of his.her sweater or barki that they are wearing to wipe it off. Stains on the sweater, mother has to wash is a testimony to the perils of winter in the hills.

Be honest how many of you have used our sleeves to wipe off our noses when we were kids, and still do the same when no one around is looking? Sukttukai sweater le puchi ta halcha…
Schools have been shut for almost a month now and children run amok! “Dhulo” (Dust) “Maato” (soil) of the “gaaran” (ground) and “kuna-kapchi” (alleys) does two things, first it is the primary reason why children have cracked cheeks and cracked skin, secondly it makes a potent bomb in the nose when combined with “sigaan”.
Sometimes this deadly black bomb is sticky and does not want to explode outside, most of the times mother has to take it out with much effort and great reluctance from the owner of the bomb.
Winter creates so much havoc that our skin becomes itchy and whenever one scratches any part of the body white flakes comes out, these flakes made us believe that humans are made out of “kharani” (ash) and “khukra ko suli” (chicken shit). In the case of sigaan we even have coined a term “Dhani ley rakcha, Garib ley Phakchya” (the Rich keep in their hanky, while the poor throw it out) Kay Hola… Ammmm Sigaan…!
Taking bath is almost once in a month affair, that too with “tato-pani” (hot water) and only if the sun rises over the Kanchenjunga on a Sunday. Most of the times the festival is deferred “Bholi! Arko Hapta! Arko Sunday” and if someone does take a bath in a very long time we usually say “Aye Katley, Amamam Aju kata bata Gham Udayoo Haw?”.
Every home in the hills have two deadly weapons of mass destruction- “Dhunga”(stone) and “Toria ko Jali” (organic scrubber) for removing dead dry skin and more disgusting “dhar ko maila” and “phuteko kurkuccha”. Just get back in time and imagine our mothers using these deadly weapons on us, “Bhayoo Ama Bhyoo” we would wail to no avail, and our mothers would bluntly reply “Khel na ajjai Dhuloo”. Some girls wear the latest in winter fashion wear but forget to use “dhunga” to “madding” the phuteko kaalo kurkuccha”
There are different types of “sigaan” – some not so disgusting and we cherish it, like the ones that comes out as soon as we put a big spoon full of hot “pork thukpa” inside our mouths on a chilly afternoon, or the ones that comes out when we accidentally bite a “dalley khorsani”, isn’t it.
Different ways are there to get rid of the running nose and the nose bomb, majority of the girls use tissue paper, but recently while sitting in a bank I saw a beautiful girl busy talking on the latest Samsung phone, while her other fingers were busy pulling out those bombs(“Pyapta”) one by one. What was most incredible though was this, she was using all her fingers one by one, may be the middle finger was used to take out a bigger size bomb and the small finger (kanchi auli) can reach the deepest. The most beautiful scene came again and again; she simply played it with her fingers, made the bomb round and round and threw it like a seasoned hammer thrower into the crowd.
Guys simply take a deep breath with a low intensity grunting sound “gnnnaw”, look “palak-pulluk” and “thuuu” it goes.
If one is travelling, they simply gulp it “ghutukkaii”.
Some use their bare hands and with one jerk of the fingers it flies off, look for leaves and wipe hands or simply use our pocket of trousers or jacket.
In winters some are so lazy that the daily routine of freshening up is shortened and in their laziness don’t wipe off their faces and noses properly, so what happens is that a sticky yellowish bomb ends up either in the eyebrows or is dangling dangerously from the front part of our stylish hair. Somebody with courage has to tell this lazy person that a beautiful accessory is hanging precariously from the head; such are the perils the people of hills face in their faces.
If these lazy species who haven’t blown their noses or cleared their throats early in the morning are travelling in our very own syndicate ko gaadi, just imagine what will happen. The particular person is sitting in the second seat, someone in the last seat unleashes a dust of “khaini” (tobacco) and it goes inside the nostrils of this person, all of a sudden without having time to cover it, a big sneeze comes up “Ahaaakkk…Chuuew”. There are two scenarios which might take place; first the person might be able to use both palms covering the sneeze, the end product sticks in both the palms and this person simply uses the cover of the seat to wipe it off as if nothing has happened believing no one from the other seats have noticed. The other scenario is this, the grenade attack one launches not only from the nose but from deep inside the throat (phlegm), what will happen to those sitting in the front seats, especially the pretty girl having curly hair.
Although it is disgusting too discuss about these things but give a thought! Isn’t it the best thing that happens to us in the hills?
Haven’t we all cherished those moments or made a joke, can someone living in humid plains experience such things? Don’t we all love children with red cracked cheeks and water flowing down their nostrils, haven’t we all been a part of it. Haven’t we enjoyed having a hot “Thukpaa… sigan sari… sasa-ra-susu hudai”.

So let the flowing sigan last for a few more months, let the couple enjoy parenting wiping the child’s nose because this is what they will remember when they grow old, let the grownups realize that their parents took care of them when they had cold and cough and should not bring tears in the eyes of their parents when they grow old. Let the teenager going to tuitions this winter admire the red cheeks of the girls from Jorebunglow, let the girl from Darjeeling wait in the damn cold for her beloved “siganey” boyfriend from Kurseong. Let the Kalimpong ko hansom keta, wait for his “ooth futeko” ramree keti from Algarah…
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